Leave a lover with his thoughts for twenty-four hours and this is what will...– Stendhal, via the excellent blog, The Muse Daily [http://www.lit-hum.org] (via indigenousdialogues)
Ralph Fiennes should stop playing homicidal villains. He’s really fucking good at it, don’t get me wrong But he’s also really fucking hot and there is some serious guilt and shameful feelings happening when I’m watching Schindler’s fucking List and thinking how attractive Amon Goeth is. Like. Can you not, Ralph? You’re ruining the angst, tragic mood right...
1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot...– (via perfect-little-imperfectionss) Sobbing bye (via kaferinisms) Forever reblog
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
Marriage is perhaps the greatest and most challenging adventure in human...– Ian Somerhalder (via lindaikhsana)
Merf. Thinking is Hard.: youarenotdesi:... →
daffodilbaby: jhameia: youarenotdesi: fat-amy-for-president: fat-amy-for-president: I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it This was an experiment. See how people started getting mad at me for “buying” a Bring Me The Horizon...
My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
Me: I'm SAYIN'.
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
TMI: Even though I am heavy and squishy, he still always loves me on top during sex. THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING.
libraphant: meditategravitate: admiralangry: heyfunniest: the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. he’s wrong ITS FUCKING GIF. IT STANDS FOR GRAPHIC. IT HAS TO BE A HARD G. GOD DAMMIT. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT AND PEOPLE CORRECTED ME BUT I WAS RIIIIGHT
My oh my do I love getting paid to participate in unwanted power struggles with potentially physically violent individuals. /sarcasm
If you've lost one pound. If you've lost a hundred...
terpjosh: benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.” And...
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
the shrink: Honestly IDGAF about The Kardashians... →
the-shrink: But forreal, can everyone just shut the fuck up about Kim Kardashian’s various puffy body parts? THE WOMAN IS FUCKING PREGNANT FOR CHRIST SAKE. OMG Her feet are swollen!?! NO SHIT. OMG She has gotten so big! NO SHIT. SHE IS CARRYING A HUMAN INSIDE HER BODY. Take a look at all of the other… THIS.